eren working at gamestop and jean working at hot topic at some mall together. their shops are next to each other.
and yes, that is a bazinga shirt
Person: Hey happy birthday!
Me: No! You’re dead to me! stop acknowledging me! don’t talk to me! You’re weird because you’re a person, all persony and annoying! We don’t speak of the 'Birth' word…..I don’t want to be reminded that I was pushed out of a vagina on this day, go away.
"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"
"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"
"you just haven’t found the right person"
"have you see a doctor?"
"you’re just trapped in the closet"
"cool. wanna get pizza?"
you’re dead if you keep reminding me
Thomas is dead
Mike is dead
Carla is dead
Pedro is dead
I like how none of you questioned who Pedro was
Who the fuck is Pedro then
I don’t know but he’s probably dead